FUN COMPARISONS AND DESCRIPTIVES IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE...

That’s a couple gems.

 CHICKEN STRIPS..!!!   

Can NOT stop laughing..!!

On a vet sign in midway.

While watching a local character do a  'dance' exhibition, I was reminded of a saying that seemed appropriate. Watching that 'dancing' was .... "like a dream. A BAD dream after eating too much Korean food."

The other day I was mumbling to myself (I'm old..) and a young feller stopped and told me that it was bad to talk to yourself.  I responded that "it's not as bad as arguing with yourself--- and losing the argument."

How about some 'BUSY' comparisons..??

Busier than a cat covering up crap on concrete.
Busier than a 3-legged cat in a frozen sandbox.
Busier than a one-armed paper-hanger.
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Points of exclamation... Exclamatory Remarks.

Well, "Honey Hush.!!!"

Well, "Shut The Front Door.!!!"

When someone says something that makes no sense or that you think is crazy....

"That dog won't hunt...!!"

Southern guy, watching a pretty gal and talking to his friend...... "Wow, that's a nice belt she has on."
Friend says "What belt.?  She's wearing a miniskirt.!"

Southern guy says.... "Well, if the neckline gets any lower and the hem gets any higher, it'll MAKE a swell belt.!!"

What about “whirling dervish”?

What’s a dervish?