Free Agents

Well, you guys can just go jump inna ...... you can take your mean self and go be, be......... uh, ... negative if you wanna.  I hope your hat falls off in a mud puddle.! I hope a big ol' dog comes by and mistakes your best overalls for a fire plug before church. I hope you step inna puddle and water FLOODS inside your almost new sneakers you just picked up from the re-purpose store. I hope....... I hope you're uhh...  I hope you're WRONG.!!!

There.. Take THAT. How ya like them apples.??  Can ya hear me NOW.??

Pfffft..