FUN COMPARISONS AND DESCRIPTIVES IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE...

My Grand Pappy once told me about something that happened to him. We were traveling down the road headed to the stadium when I developed a sure and certain need to use "the facilities."  He looked at me and told me to "hold it."  Then he quickly added  "Don't Sneeze."  

Later that day we were talking about wanting to be a "winner". I said that it took a lot of drive and ambition to get to be a winner.  My Grand Pappy just looked at me and said "let me tell you about ambition."  He continued by saying "Imagine a little flea crawling up an elephant's leg intent on rape."  That's ambition.!!