11-11-2022, 03:19 AM -
As I mentioned up there ^^^, there are a bunch of idioms or sayings that are a bit "off-color" as they are invoked. I will pass on a few of them here for historical purposes.
"It was colder than a witch's tit in a hail-storm, in a cast-iron bra."
"It was raining so hard it was like a cow pissing on a flat rock."
And then there was the famous speech given by General Patton to Third Army before their trek across part of Europe. Patton was trying to describe how Third Army would deal with the opposing forces.
"We are going to go through them [the enemy] like crap through a goose.... like shit through a tin horn."
And then there is the more eloquent version ..... "like a dose of salts through a widow woman."
And finally one of my favorites describing a manic personality.
"He was so clumsy he looked like he was trying to jack-off a rattlesnake with boxing gloves on."
"It was colder than a witch's tit in a hail-storm, in a cast-iron bra."
"It was raining so hard it was like a cow pissing on a flat rock."
And then there was the famous speech given by General Patton to Third Army before their trek across part of Europe. Patton was trying to describe how Third Army would deal with the opposing forces.
"We are going to go through them [the enemy] like crap through a goose.... like shit through a tin horn."
And then there is the more eloquent version ..... "like a dose of salts through a widow woman."
And finally one of my favorites describing a manic personality.
"He was so clumsy he looked like he was trying to jack-off a rattlesnake with boxing gloves on."