FUN COMPARISONS AND DESCRIPTIVES IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE...

Here’s a long one, also a derivative of one u posted earlier.

Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra doing push-ups in the snow

I haven't seen that one.... till now.!!  A lot of these change a little here and there, so you end up seeing several variations on the same saying.

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Here is a couple more "southern" sayings. You just never know what a "southern gentleman" (OR a "southern belle"...) is going to say. 


"Don't piss on my leg and then tell me it's raining."

"You could start an argument in an empty house."