12-13-2022, 12:02 PM -
Here is a new (modern) one I heard just the other day.
A 'youngish' mom really irritated at her 8-10 Y.O. son for 'back-talking' her. Just being a 'jerk' really, like kids do sometimes until their parent(s) "jerk a knot in 'em".
(There's an example of one of our previous sayings..!!!) ....
Anyway, mom grabs boy by the arm, gives him a quick 'tug' to get his attention, then announces in a voice that left NO DOUBT she was serious....
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to slap you so hard Google won't be able to find you.!!"
A 'youngish' mom really irritated at her 8-10 Y.O. son for 'back-talking' her. Just being a 'jerk' really, like kids do sometimes until their parent(s) "jerk a knot in 'em".
(There's an example of one of our previous sayings..!!!) ....Anyway, mom grabs boy by the arm, gives him a quick 'tug' to get his attention, then announces in a voice that left NO DOUBT she was serious....
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to slap you so hard Google won't be able to find you.!!"