PANTHERS OTAs -- PHASE 3

 i see you weee able to relate to my quandary!

Yes sirree, Bob....  Just talkin' 'bout ribs and fixins was givin me a big ol' hankerin for some porcine product on a bed of hickory coals, and that's a fer shur thing. My mouth was a'waterin' and my tongue was a flapping' around so fast I was about to slap myself silly.  So.... I wandered off into the other room to see what I could see. I found what i was lookin' for too, you know I did.!!

I got me one of them standin' up frigerator things what keeps things cold (and hard..).  Took me a few minutes to remember how the door worked, but I figgered it out soon enuff. Anyway.... Once't I got 'er opened up (SON... let me tell y'all somethin'.... That there frigerator machine... It's colder'n a whore's heart in thar.. It's like winter inside that thing.!!).  Anyway, let's see, where was I..??.... Hmmm......

Oh yeah..... I went to lookin and searching' for me some ribs for the grill and smoker for this weekend. I found me six (6) cryo-packs of ribs in that frozen wasteland inside that frigeration thing. That's right, Jim-Bob Billy, SIX. And JIC someone cares...... One rack of Baby-Backs, One rack of beef ribs, and four racks of St. Louis style ribs. I don't s'pose that proves anything tho....  Oh wait... Found me two nice Massachusetts pig's ass things... Uhh, ...that don't sound right...  I member theys from Massachussetts tho..  Did I ever tell y'all about the time I flew into that big ol' airport up thar what sets on top of a cliff.... Boy, Howdy.!!  Now that's some kinda excitement, I'm here to tell ya.!! Logan somethin it was called. Wait... Boston Logan, that's it.  Now I kin remember... Boston, Massachusetts. Pig's ass things.  Boston... Boston...Butts. That's what them things are.!!  Anyway, I got me two of 'em. I think I'mma put 'em in the smoker and make me a bate of pulled pork with a nice bottle of HOT vinegar sauce.  I'll just keep them ribs in there for awhile yet. They won't spoil...... Damn, it's COLD inside that thing.