FUN COMPARISONS AND DESCRIPTIVES IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE...

A quick aside here.... Betty White was one of the funniest women ever to tell a joke (IMNSHO). The fact that a lot of her material was self-deprecating made it funnier because you could imagine her doing those things.

Here are a few of Betty White's one-liners:


“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep a night; nine if you're ugly."

"You can lie to anyone in the world and even get away with it, perhaps, but when you are alone and look into your own eyes in the mirror, you can't sidestep the truth. Always be sure you can meet those eyes directly."


RIP, Betty White...