QUOTES - HISTORY TO REMEMBER

This is the last of my drinking man quotes. (The ones in my memo pads..).  I'm sure there are many others out there that deserve a place here in the list.  If i find more good ones I'll add them...

"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog -- to eat the rare steak."

Attributed:  Johnny Carson

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake."

Attributed:  W.C. Fields

"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."

Attributed:  Irish proverb

"There's no such thing as bad whiskey.  Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others."

Attributed:  William Faulkner

"The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable we had to add whiskey. Through diligent effort I learned to like it."

Attributed:  Winston Churchill