QUOTES - HISTORY TO REMEMBER

Here's a couple of quotes attributed to Johnny Carson.  Most of the Carson quips were part and parcel to his "character studies" on The Tonight Show.  

This first one was from Johnny's "Carnac The Magnificent".

Ans: SPAM

Question: What is the sound of a pig hitting the bottom of an elevator shaft??

This one is from a different bit on The Tonight Show.

“Is Your Mind So Cluttered With Trash That You Have To Call The Department Of Sanitation Just To Collect Your Thoughts?”

Before introducing the first ridiculous product he has chosen to showcase on Tea Time Movie, Art Fern would set things up by asking the audience a series of equally ridiculous, but still somewhat relatable, questions. This rhetorical hypothetical regarding mental health was his segue into discussing his course in Transcendental Meditation at Guru U.