08-19-2023, 07:28 PM
HEADLINE: NEW JERSEY POWER AND LIGHT...
An apparent attempt at home-grown terrorism was perpetrated recently in Sayreville, New Jersey. While there was not an extensive amount of damage, about 2000 customers of New Jersey Power and Light were inconvenienced and without electrical power for a few hours as crews worked diligently to repair the damage. The damage was isolated to one large transformer which required replacement. Within the fire and smoke there was a distinct odor of frying fish according to a spokesperson for the power company. With the fire extinguished, the power crew and the Sayreville Police Department investigated the act of local terrorism.
Discovered amidst the chaos was a large fish roasting over the transformer fire. Sadly, the fish ended up overcooked and excessively smoky. The Sayreville Police Department are still looking for the perpetrator who apparently escaped detection after the incident by using an airborne escape route. The Police Department is asking anyone in the vicinity who has any information about the attack to contact the lead detective on the case, "Long" John Silver, who apparently has an abundance of fish-related knowledge.
The police are looking for a suspect, variously described as "large", "mixed color", and wearing a feathered costume. May answer to the name "Ossie" or "Iggle".
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An apparent attempt at home-grown terrorism was perpetrated recently in Sayreville, New Jersey. While there was not an extensive amount of damage, about 2000 customers of New Jersey Power and Light were inconvenienced and without electrical power for a few hours as crews worked diligently to repair the damage. The damage was isolated to one large transformer which required replacement. Within the fire and smoke there was a distinct odor of frying fish according to a spokesperson for the power company. With the fire extinguished, the power crew and the Sayreville Police Department investigated the act of local terrorism.
Discovered amidst the chaos was a large fish roasting over the transformer fire. Sadly, the fish ended up overcooked and excessively smoky. The Sayreville Police Department are still looking for the perpetrator who apparently escaped detection after the incident by using an airborne escape route. The Police Department is asking anyone in the vicinity who has any information about the attack to contact the lead detective on the case, "Long" John Silver, who apparently has an abundance of fish-related knowledge.
The police are looking for a suspect, variously described as "large", "mixed color", and wearing a feathered costume. May answer to the name "Ossie" or "Iggle".
AZ ANIMALS --> MSN.COM: Airborne Terrorist Attacks NJ Power Transformer