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RE: FUN COMPARISONS AND DESCRIPTIVES IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE... - Hobbit99 - 04-22-2026
Some more English language descriptives...
Someone who was mad and proud of it...
"He was bowed up like a Banty rooster"
Someone ready to act first and ask questions later...
"Brave as the first man to eat an oyster"
Someone bold and extravagant
"Flashy as a rat with a gold tooth."
Here's a couple for 'Not too smart'...
"He was an elevator operator at the hotel but lost his job. -- He couldn't learn the route."
'"Dumber than a box of hammers"
When you're having a bad day and nothing us going right.
"Sometimes you're the hammer, and sometimes you're the nail."
RE: FUN COMPARISONS AND DESCRIPTIVES IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE... - Hobbit99 - 05-24-2026
Found some more descriptives for your enjoyment...
He seemed to be in a panic, like a rooster in an empty hen house.
As proud as a pup with his first flea.
As ambitious as a flea crawling up an elephants leg, intent on rape.
She looked like she'd been rode hard and put away wet.
He was as scratched up as a blind berry picker.
Sharper than a mother-in-law's tongue.