WELL - CRAP ON A CRACKER - NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO..

For those who care ---

Here are a couple of links to Amazon products that might save your ass in icy conditions. I bought mine several years back after experiencing a slip episode on my porch steps which ultimately ended with me on my ass on the walkway in the ice and snow. Being the quick study that I am, I decided that I did not need to experience a second iteration in order to 'understand' the effects of gravity. Hence my purchase. They've saved me several times since.....

AMAZON: Ice Cleats for shoes/boots   These are the ones that I bought. (These seem to be an 'upgraded' version and priced for TWO pair. -- You can get the same or similar ONE pair for about half this price.)

AMAZON: YakTrax cleats for shoes/boots   YakTrax has lots of variations. Excellent products but a bit more expensive.

AMAZON: Ice Cleats (Metal chains and spikes)   These are like the ones I used to use in Michigan on frozen areas and lakes. Right now they're on Promo for only $18.00..!!! They are a little harder on the feet if your shoes have softer soles like trainers or athletic shoes.

Depending on your age (biologically speaking), these may not be important to you.  OTOH --