05-24-2026, 03:07 PM -
Found some more descriptives for your enjoyment...
He seemed to be in a panic, like a rooster in an empty hen house.
As proud as a pup with his first flea.
As ambitious as a flea crawling up an elephants leg, intent on rape.
She looked like she'd been rode hard and put away wet.
He was as scratched up as a blind berry picker.
Sharper than a mother-in-law's tongue.
He seemed to be in a panic, like a rooster in an empty hen house.
As proud as a pup with his first flea.
As ambitious as a flea crawling up an elephants leg, intent on rape.
She looked like she'd been rode hard and put away wet.
He was as scratched up as a blind berry picker.
Sharper than a mother-in-law's tongue.
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