So, a guy is working in the produce department in a local grocery store. He's arranging some vegetables when he hears a woman come up behind him and ask, "Excuse me.! Hey mister, where's the broccoli? I can't find the broccoli." The produce guy turns around and says, "Oh... I'm really sorry ma'am, we're fresh out of broccoli. We'll have some more tomorrow morning." He turns back around and goes to work stacking oranges into a nice pyramid shape.
A minute later he hears the 'voice' and turns around to see the same woman. She looks right at him and asks, "Where's the broccoli? I don't see any broccoli." He hesitates, then says, "I'm sorry. We sold out of broccoli. We have another shipment on the way. We'll have more broccoli tomorrow morning." Once again he turns around to continue his work.
A few minutes later the same woman approaches him, gets up close, face to face and in a loud demanding voice she asks him, "Where's the broccoli? "Don't you guys have any broccoli.?" He holds up his hands, backs up a bit, then says "Wait just a minute. May I ask you a couple of questions.? The woman nods ....
So he continues, "Tell me. How do you spell 'cat', like in 'catastrophic'??" She says "C.A.T." He nods then says, "How do you spell 'dog', like in 'dogmatic'?" She responds, "D.O.G." He nods again, then asks, "How do you spell 'F*CK', like in broccoli??" She answered with a sneer, "There is no 'F*CK' in broccoli"
Now, all purple in the face, he screams at her, "EXACTLY.!!" "That's what I've been trying to tell you, lady.!!"
