01-28-2025, 02:52 PM -
One morning a woman comes downstairs and finds her husband. " I can't take it any more" she said. "I'm getting sexually harassed at work. And it's going too far.!!"
Her husband looked at her objectively and then said, "Well, honey, if you don't like it, maybe it's time you headed into the office and stopped working from home.!!"
A recently retired man was in his front yard watering some flowers. A dog walked up to him and stood there. He noticed the dog was wearing a nice collar, was clean, well nourished, and obviously belonged to a home where she was well taken care of. He finished watering then headed to his front door as the dog followed him. He took off his shoes and went into the house with the dog following. The dog glanced around then headed down the hall where she curled up in a corner and went to sleep. Later that day the dog got up and went to the door. The man let her out and the dog headed down the street.
This happened again the next day and the man, now greatly amused, smiled and welcomed her back into the house, and the entire process repeated. Now, after four days, the man was wondering what was going on as the dog "visited" every day. So on the fifth day the man wrote a nice note. "He wrote, "This beautiful dog has been visiting me every day. She comes here, lays down in my hallway and sleeps for a few hours, I let her out when she wants to leave. This has been happening now for five days. I am not complaining, but was wondering how this dog was part of a loving home and yet came to visit every day. I would just ... like to know.!! The man then folded the note neatly and carefully fastened it to the dog's collar.
The next day the dog reappeared as usual, only this time she had a nice different note attached to her collar. The man removed the note and the dog moved to her 'spot' where she curled up and went to sleep. The note explained: "Bella is a wonderful dog. She lives in a home with six children under ten years of age. She leaves for a few hours to get a little rest. She's just worn out.!!" Thank you for being kind to her." "I was wondering ... Can I come with her next time.??"
Her husband looked at her objectively and then said, "Well, honey, if you don't like it, maybe it's time you headed into the office and stopped working from home.!!"
A recently retired man was in his front yard watering some flowers. A dog walked up to him and stood there. He noticed the dog was wearing a nice collar, was clean, well nourished, and obviously belonged to a home where she was well taken care of. He finished watering then headed to his front door as the dog followed him. He took off his shoes and went into the house with the dog following. The dog glanced around then headed down the hall where she curled up in a corner and went to sleep. Later that day the dog got up and went to the door. The man let her out and the dog headed down the street.
This happened again the next day and the man, now greatly amused, smiled and welcomed her back into the house, and the entire process repeated. Now, after four days, the man was wondering what was going on as the dog "visited" every day. So on the fifth day the man wrote a nice note. "He wrote, "This beautiful dog has been visiting me every day. She comes here, lays down in my hallway and sleeps for a few hours, I let her out when she wants to leave. This has been happening now for five days. I am not complaining, but was wondering how this dog was part of a loving home and yet came to visit every day. I would just ... like to know.!! The man then folded the note neatly and carefully fastened it to the dog's collar.
The next day the dog reappeared as usual, only this time she had a nice different note attached to her collar. The man removed the note and the dog moved to her 'spot' where she curled up and went to sleep. The note explained: "Bella is a wonderful dog. She lives in a home with six children under ten years of age. She leaves for a few hours to get a little rest. She's just worn out.!!" Thank you for being kind to her." "I was wondering ... Can I come with her next time.??"
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