JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A young woman was on vacation in Louisiana. She was enjoying the weather and the culture, but she really had only one desire to fulfill while she was there. She REALLY wanted a pair of alligator shoes. As she wandered around checking into the local merchants, she found pair after pair that she liked, but was appalled at the prices. And worse... No one would negotiate with her. Finally, she told the last guy, "Well, I'm just going to have to go catch my own alligator". The man chuckled, and told her "good luck". "Maybe you'll find a big one.!"

Later that day after the shops closed, that same vendor was driving home along a back road when he spotted a woman standing knee-deep in the swamp water along side the road. He thought he recognized her, so he stopped to watch for a few minutes. The woman carried a big shotgun and seemed to know how to use it. As he watched, a large wake appeared in the water and a big alligator raised his snout enough to be easily seen. As the gator approached, the woman shouldered the shotgun and pointed it close in front of her. When the gator appeared a few feet away, the woman fired and hit him with a load of buckshot. The gator splashed for a minute then lay still. The shopkeeper watching, nodded his head then climbed out of his truck to get a closer look. The woman grabbed the gator by his tail and dragged him onto the bank. The shopkeeper noticed a line of four dead gators along the bank of the slough. The woman laid her gun down on the grass then reached down and flipped the gator over onto his back next to the other four. The woman stood there for a second, the stamped her feet and screamed in fury. "DAMN... This one is not wearing any shoes either.!!!