JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

An old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long and productive life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter this religiously until the age of 103 when she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great, great grandchildren, and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be....