JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A cowboy walked into a bar and chose a seat next to a very attractive woman. The cowboy glanced at her, nodded, and then looked at his watch for about a minute or so. The woman, intrigued, asked him "Is your date late or not coming.??" He looked at her and said, "Oh no. I just bought this new state-of-the-art watch and I'm testing it." The woman said, "A state-of-the-art watch? What makes it so special.??" The cowboy explained, "It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically." The woman, stunned, hesitated then asked, "what is it telling you right now?" The cowboy, just a little embarrassed, smiled and told the woman, "Well, it's telling me that you are not wearing any panties." The woman, giggled, then told the cowboy, "I think you need to get it repaired because I am definitely wearing panties." The cowboy looked at the woman and smiled, then looked back at the watch and tapped it with his finger a couple of times. "Oh." he said, "Damn thing is an hour fast..."