JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A State Trooper was sitting beside the road behind a sign waiting for his shift to end. A Mercedes SLC came past above the limit but not TOO fast. The trooper thought he would hand out a warning then ease on back to the barracks for shift change. He pulled out behind the Mercedes and hit his lights. He waited a few seconds and the driver finally noticed him. The trooper noticed the guy hesitate for a second then hammered on the accelerator and took off. The trooper hit his siren and chased after the guy. In a minute or so the driver realized that he was being foolish so he pulled over. The trooper followed him to the turnout then got out of his patrol car and walked up to the driver's window. The trooper shook his head then asked for Driver License and registration. The man handed them over and sat there looking dejected. The trooper, now faced with at least a half hour of detail work and paperwork back at the barracks, told the driver, "Look. It's been a long day and I'm tired. Tell me why you ran. If you can give me a story I haven't heard, I'll let you go."

Well", the driver said, "I was driving along pretty calmly when I remembered that my wife was missing." She ran off about three weeks ago with a State Trooper." "When I saw your blue lights I got scared, thinking you were bringing her back."  The trooper handed him his documents, turned around and said "Have a nice day."