JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A American civilian family lived nearby a British air base. The man and his wife had three daughters who understandably received a bunch of 'callers' from the young men at the air base. On this particular day the man was home from work when the parade started. He had just sat himself down to read the local paper when there came a knock at the door. He answered, and there stood a guy freshly spruced up...

"Allo, to ya. My name is Lance"
"I've come to see your daughter Nance"
"Thought I might take her to the dance"
"Is there a chance?"

"Well, I don't know. I'll ask her..."

"Nance.!!" There's a guy here, name of Lance."
"Wants to take you to the dance"
"Is there a chance?"

She hollers down and says, "Yeah, I'll be right down."

A couple of minutes later, comes another knock...

"Hello. My name is Joe"
"I've come to see your daughter Flo"
"Would like to take her to the show"
"Think she'll go?"

"I don't know, I'll ask her"

"Flo.!!" There's a man here called Joe"
"Wants to take you to the show"
"Will ya go?"

Flo responds, "Sure. I'jj be right down."

The father no sooner sits back down, than another knock sounds...
So, back up and answers the door...

"Good evening, Sir. My name is Tucker.........