Yesterday, 08:25 AM -
Bob and his wife had been married for 20 years and Bob was in trouble.!! He had forgotten their anniversary. She was VERY upset and announced loudly and plainly, “Tomorrow I had better find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds or less.!! And you had better believe I mean what I say.!!”
The next morning Bob gets up early and leaves for work. Around noon, his wife looks out the window and sees a substantial box, gift-wrapped, sitting in the middle of the driveway. She hurries out and excitedly starts tearing into the box. She finds her anniversary gift——-
A brand new, shiny, bathroom scale.!!
The next morning Bob gets up early and leaves for work. Around noon, his wife looks out the window and sees a substantial box, gift-wrapped, sitting in the middle of the driveway. She hurries out and excitedly starts tearing into the box. She finds her anniversary gift——-
A brand new, shiny, bathroom scale.!!
"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"