JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A woman walks up to her pastor and asks him for advice. She said “Pastor, I have two female parrots. They talk a lot but all they say is “Hi , we’re hookers. Wanna have some fun??” The pastor said, “That’s terrible.!!” He thought for a second then said, “ I may have a solution. I have two male parrots and they spend their time talking quietly and praying. Why don’t you bring your birds over and we’ll put them together. I’ll bet they will learn to behave.” The woman said, “Okay, it’s worth a try. I’ll bring them over this evening.”  The woman took her parrots over to the pastor’s house and immediately noticed the pastor’s parrots sitting quietly in their cage with rosary beads and praying. She carefully placed her birds in the cage with the male birds and walked away to watch and listen. It was quiet for a few minutes then her female birds let out a whistle and hollered, “Hi, we’re hookers. Wanna have some fun??” The male parrots looked at each other and one spoke up. “You can put the beads down, Frank. Our prayers have been answered.!!!”