JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A young lady was getting married. Being an Italian and well versed in 'appropriate' church behavior, she was a virgin. After the ceremony she and her husband, Tony, went home to Maria's house where she lived with her mother and father. Maria asked her mother what to expect. Her mother said, "Don't worry Maria, just go upstairs. Tony is a good man and he'll take care of you." Maria went upstairs and found Tony taking off his shirt. Maria ran back down to her mother and said, "Mama, Mama, Tony has a big, strong hairy chest." Her mother said, "Don't worry Maria. All good men have hairy chests. Go back upstairs and Tony will take good care of you. I'll stay down here and make the pasta." Maria went back to Tony. She found him taking off his pants and noticed his long hairy ..... legs. She ran back down to her mother and said, "Mama, Mama, Tony has long hairy legs." Her mother said, "Don't worry, Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Go back upstairs and Tony will take good care of you." So Maria went back upstairs to Tony. She found him taking off his shoes and socks. She noticed he had lost three toes on one foot. Maria ran back downstairs to her mother. She was crying and said, "Mama, Mama, Tony has only one foot and a half." Her mother said, "Maria, don't worry. You stay down here and stir the pasta. I'll take care of this.!!"