JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

An 80 y.o. man named Burt always wanted a nice pair of cowboy boots. So after he retired one day he was moving slowly down town and noticed some boots on sale in a local store. He went in and found a pair in his size so he bought them. Returning home, he sauntered into his kitchen where his wife, Martha, was sitting down making some vegetables for dinner. Standing there proudly he announced, "Notice anything different about me, Martha.?" She glanced over, looked him up and down quickly and responded "Nope. Pretty much like every other day." Burt, now irritated, stormed off to the bathroom where he undressed and returned back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. "What about now, he asked. Notice anything different?" Martha looked up and quietly asked in a deadpan voice, "What's different Burt.? It's hanging down today. It was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down tomorrow." Burt, now thoroughly irritated, shouted "Well, the reason it's hanging down is so it can look at my nice new boots.!!" Without missing a beat, Martha said "Oh... you should have bought a hat instead, Burt."