03-15-2026, 08:35 PM -
A man goes to the doctor for an unknown ailment. The doctor asks him what the problem seemed to be. The man laying back on the exam table said, "I don't know doc, get your stethoscope and listen to my leg." The doctor, confused, listened carefully and heard a voice saying, "How about lending a hand. Got 25 bucks for a friend.??" The doctor surprised and amazed, said "Wow, I've never heard anything like that before.". The patient said, "That's not all doc. Listen to my knee." The doctor, now interested, listened to the man's knee and heard the voice say. "How about 15 bucks buddy? I know you like to help people." The doctor, now shocked, said "I'm really confused. I don't know what....".. The patient spoke up and said, "Wait doc, there's more. Listen to my ankle." The doctor, now thoroughly confused and amazed listened to the man's ankle, where the voice said, "Come on buddy. How about 5 bucks then. You're a doctor. Surely you can afford 5 bucks." The doctor just shook his head and sat down on his stool.
The doctor thought for a minute and wandered off to refer to his manual of diseases and procedures. He came back and sat down again and spoke to the patient. "You know, I'm completely confused. I don't know what to say. But..... Just judging by what that voice said, I would say that your leg is broke... in three places."
The doctor thought for a minute and wandered off to refer to his manual of diseases and procedures. He came back and sat down again and spoke to the patient. "You know, I'm completely confused. I don't know what to say. But..... Just judging by what that voice said, I would say that your leg is broke... in three places."
"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"