04-18-2026, 06:22 PM -
THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE UPDATED..!!
A woman walked into a bar. She noticed a man sitting there drinking a glass of champagne. She sat down beside him, smiled and said. "Hey there, Are you celebrating?" The man said "yes I am". The woman said "What a coincidence.! So am I" She then asked him, "So what are you celebrating.?" The man said, "I am a farmer. My hens have been laying infertile eggs. But just in the last couple of weeks they've started laying fertile eggs." The woman smiled. "What a coincidence. My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for over a year.. I just found out I am pregnant.!" "Congratulations.." the farmer said. The woman then asked, "So, what changed.? Why are the eggs now fertile.?" The farmer said, "Well, I changed cocks. I guess the hens like this one better." --- The woman smiled and blushed... "What a coincidence.!!" she said.
A young man arrived at the home of his date for the evening. It was their first date so he was nervous when he met the girls mother. She greeted him and asked him to come in and get comfortable in the 'sitting room'. He was a little unsure about the high-brow way the mom talked and acted, but he entered the appropriate room and was seated. The mom came in and asked if he would like some lemonade or other drink. He declined and said he had just finished an iced tea. His date's mother then asked what they had planned for the evening. He explained that they would probably go to the movies then grab a desert at the coffee bar. Then head for a local hotspot and dance for awhile. The mom nodded then said that Mary (her daughter..) really liked to "screw". He was confused at her honesty and said "Oh really??". The mother said "Oh yes. She would screw all night if you gave her a chance." The young man nodded then started to plan a different possible type of evening entertainment. Mary came down-stairs about then. She was wearing a nice sedate blouse with a hoop skirt. Her hair was up in a high pony tail. She looked very nice. Sort of 'dressy casual'. They left for the evening.....
A couple of hours later Mary appeared back home, disheveled and upset. She came into the house and screamed at her mother. "I can't believe you told him that..!!!" It's called the "twist" mom, the "TWIST." !!
A woman walked into a bar. She noticed a man sitting there drinking a glass of champagne. She sat down beside him, smiled and said. "Hey there, Are you celebrating?" The man said "yes I am". The woman said "What a coincidence.! So am I" She then asked him, "So what are you celebrating.?" The man said, "I am a farmer. My hens have been laying infertile eggs. But just in the last couple of weeks they've started laying fertile eggs." The woman smiled. "What a coincidence. My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for over a year.. I just found out I am pregnant.!" "Congratulations.." the farmer said. The woman then asked, "So, what changed.? Why are the eggs now fertile.?" The farmer said, "Well, I changed cocks. I guess the hens like this one better." --- The woman smiled and blushed... "What a coincidence.!!" she said.
A young man arrived at the home of his date for the evening. It was their first date so he was nervous when he met the girls mother. She greeted him and asked him to come in and get comfortable in the 'sitting room'. He was a little unsure about the high-brow way the mom talked and acted, but he entered the appropriate room and was seated. The mom came in and asked if he would like some lemonade or other drink. He declined and said he had just finished an iced tea. His date's mother then asked what they had planned for the evening. He explained that they would probably go to the movies then grab a desert at the coffee bar. Then head for a local hotspot and dance for awhile. The mom nodded then said that Mary (her daughter..) really liked to "screw". He was confused at her honesty and said "Oh really??". The mother said "Oh yes. She would screw all night if you gave her a chance." The young man nodded then started to plan a different possible type of evening entertainment. Mary came down-stairs about then. She was wearing a nice sedate blouse with a hoop skirt. Her hair was up in a high pony tail. She looked very nice. Sort of 'dressy casual'. They left for the evening.....
A couple of hours later Mary appeared back home, disheveled and upset. She came into the house and screamed at her mother. "I can't believe you told him that..!!!" It's called the "twist" mom, the "TWIST." !!
This post was last modified: 04-18-2026, 06:27 PM by Hobbit99.
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