JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

Little Johnny's class at school was given a homework assignment. Each student was to report the next day on an exciting thing that occurred in their family. When it was Johnny's turn he walked confidently to the front and placed a small dot on the blackboard. He then quietly returned to his seat. The teacher, not understanding, said, "Johnny, what is the meaning of this.?" Little Johnny responded "It's a period."  The teacher, still confused, said, "I can see that, but what is exciting about a period?"  Little Johnny said, "I don't know, but this morning my sister said she missed one and five minutes later dad was hyperventilating, mom started crying and our mailman instantly quit his job on the spot.!!"




A man's friend walked up to him and asked him for a favor... "Would you run a marathon for charity.?" He responded, "I can't run a marathon. That's 26 miles for gosh sakes.!!"  The first guy said "Yeah, but for charity... It's for people who have lost their legs.!" His friend hesitated then looked at him and said, "You know, I could WIN that.!!"




A woman asked her husband one evening, "What's this reincarnation business.??"  The husband answered, "Well, when you die, you come back as something completely different," She thought for a second then said,  "I could come back as a pig."  The husband shook his head and said, "You weren't listening... You come back as something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.!!"