JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

In an obvious attempt to add a little levity to our days....  Here is the place to post the latest jokes you've heard.  AND read ones posted by others...

PLEASE ... Use good sense. NO porn jokes or anything terribly "blue". 

I'll start this off...

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** What do you call a thought in a blonde's head.??

ANS:  A) Lonesome  B) A tourist  (Either answer is correct..)



**  There are two Russians and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving.??

ANS:  The police



Okay, your turn.!!