05-31-2024, 03:57 PM -
A man walks off the golf course and into the country club's bar. His forehead is cut, and there's blood all over his face and shirt. The bartender says,"What in the world happened to you?" The guy says, "Just set me up a double Scotch." So the bartender gives him his drink and asks again what happened to him. "You wouldn't believe it." the man says, and the bartender answers,"Well try me."
The man says, "Well I was on the 3rd hole, and when I made a shot my ball sliced and went into the cow pasture. So I climbed the fence and started looking for my ball. Apparently, the same thing happened to the lady playing behind me, 'cause she was out looking, too. I was about to take the penalty when I looked over at some cow raising it's tail and saw a golf ball in the cows' rectum. I went over and looked but it was a Dunlop, and I was playing a Spaulding. So I raised the cows' tail and said,'Hey lady, does this one look like yours?' and she hit me with her club.
The frugal Lutheran walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. “What happened, honey?” inquired his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have to be a better steward of our resources,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home from the stewardship committee meeting behind the bus and saved $1.50.
“That wasn’t very bright,” replied his flustered wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save $10?”
The man says, "Well I was on the 3rd hole, and when I made a shot my ball sliced and went into the cow pasture. So I climbed the fence and started looking for my ball. Apparently, the same thing happened to the lady playing behind me, 'cause she was out looking, too. I was about to take the penalty when I looked over at some cow raising it's tail and saw a golf ball in the cows' rectum. I went over and looked but it was a Dunlop, and I was playing a Spaulding. So I raised the cows' tail and said,'Hey lady, does this one look like yours?' and she hit me with her club.
The frugal Lutheran walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. “What happened, honey?” inquired his wife.
“It’s a great new idea I have to be a better steward of our resources,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home from the stewardship committee meeting behind the bus and saved $1.50.
“That wasn’t very bright,” replied his flustered wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save $10?”
This post was last modified: 05-31-2024, 04:01 PM by Hobbit99.
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