06-24-2024, 07:32 PM -
A Senior Offensive Lineman named O'Toole from the West Virginia showed up for practice with five penguins in tow behind him.
The head ball coach saw him and asked, "What are you doing with penguins at football practice?"
O'Toole scratched his head and replied, "Well, see, I've been trying to figure out what to do with them".
"Here's an idea", suggested the head coach, "why don't you take them to the zoo?"
"Why in tarnation didn't I think of that?" replied the O-Lineman. Off he and the penguins went.
The next afternoon, O'Toole shows up again with the five penguins following him.
The head coach explodes; "Didn't I tell you to take them to the ZOO????"
O'Toole grinned and nodded his head, "Oh yes, sir, and they had a great time. Today we're going to see a movie"
The head ball coach saw him and asked, "What are you doing with penguins at football practice?"
O'Toole scratched his head and replied, "Well, see, I've been trying to figure out what to do with them".
"Here's an idea", suggested the head coach, "why don't you take them to the zoo?"
"Why in tarnation didn't I think of that?" replied the O-Lineman. Off he and the penguins went.
The next afternoon, O'Toole shows up again with the five penguins following him.
The head coach explodes; "Didn't I tell you to take them to the ZOO????"
O'Toole grinned and nodded his head, "Oh yes, sir, and they had a great time. Today we're going to see a movie"
This post was last modified: 06-24-2024, 07:36 PM by PantherFan007.