06-25-2024, 08:24 PM -
I just heard that the Post Office is issuing a new stamp. This stamp is commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a 10 cent stamp, but if you lick it, it's a quarter.
*** Courtesy of Chevy Chase and writer Alan Zweibel
Jesus and Moses are golfing.
Jesus says, “Watch this drive. It’s going to be great.” He hits the ball and it lands in the lake. Moses says, “I’ll get it.” He goes down to the lake, parts the water and retrieves the ball.
“Okay,” Jesus says, “This time, I have a good feeling about this.” He hits the ball and again, it lands in the lake. Once again, Moses goes down and retrieves the ball.
“Third time is a charm,” Jesus says. “I'm going to hit this one so far Google won't be able to find it.” And for the third time he hits the ball into the lake. Moses says, “This time, you can get it yourself!”
As Jesus is down walking on the water looking for the ball, a crowd has formed. One guy says, “Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?”
“No,” Moses says. "He IS Jesus Christ. He thinks he’s Tiger Woods.”
*** Courtesy of Chevy Chase and writer Alan Zweibel
Jesus and Moses are golfing.
Jesus says, “Watch this drive. It’s going to be great.” He hits the ball and it lands in the lake. Moses says, “I’ll get it.” He goes down to the lake, parts the water and retrieves the ball.
“Okay,” Jesus says, “This time, I have a good feeling about this.” He hits the ball and again, it lands in the lake. Once again, Moses goes down and retrieves the ball.
“Third time is a charm,” Jesus says. “I'm going to hit this one so far Google won't be able to find it.” And for the third time he hits the ball into the lake. Moses says, “This time, you can get it yourself!”
As Jesus is down walking on the water looking for the ball, a crowd has formed. One guy says, “Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?”
“No,” Moses says. "He IS Jesus Christ. He thinks he’s Tiger Woods.”
This post was last modified: 06-25-2024, 08:46 PM by Hobbit99.
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