JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

When my daughter was about seven years old, I was outside working on my car.  She came outside and said, "Daddy, what does sex mean?".  It startled me so bad, that I figured it was time someone sat her down and gave her the gist of it.  

She sat there in silence with a look of shock on her face, eyes wide open as I explained, so I said, "Sweetheart, it's okay, it's the most natural thing in the world.  What made you ask me that, anyways?".  

She said, "Mom said to tell you that dinner would be ready in a couple of sex" lol

You have to think a little outside of the box for that one.!!  Really happen, humorous anecdote 007..???  Or, just a joke..??  

I could see that happening.!!

What??  Have I ever lied to you as far as you know? lol