06-27-2024, 07:59 PM -
I told my lawyer I wanted to seek the death penalty against my wife.
He said that's not how a divorce works.
I'm on Trial for Murder
The prosecutor says to me while I'm on the stand, "Did you kill that man?" I said, "No."
He said, "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?" I said, "Yeah, it's a lot less than the penalty for murder."
The Sunday School teacher was just finishing a lesson on honesty. “Do you know where children go if they don’t put their money in the collection plate?” the teacher asked.
“Yes ma’am,” a boy blurted out. “They go to the movies.”
He said that's not how a divorce works.
I'm on Trial for Murder
The prosecutor says to me while I'm on the stand, "Did you kill that man?" I said, "No."
He said, "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?" I said, "Yeah, it's a lot less than the penalty for murder."
The Sunday School teacher was just finishing a lesson on honesty. “Do you know where children go if they don’t put their money in the collection plate?” the teacher asked.
“Yes ma’am,” a boy blurted out. “They go to the movies.”
"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"