07-02-2024, 08:27 PM -
Johnny was in his 6th grade class when the teacher asked each student to stand up and tell a story to the class. The story was supposed to be a "life lesson" story that had a moral, so each story had to end with "The moral of the story is...".
When it was Johnny's turn, he stood up and told the following story.
"A horse and a chicken were living on a farm together and so became friends. One day they were out in the pasture running around when the horse stepped into a puddle and started to sink into the very muddy ground. The horse quickly told the chicken to run back to the farmer and tell him to hurry back with a rope to pull him out of the mud. The chicken takes off and runs back but couldn't find the farmer. So the chicken jumped into the farmer's BMW with a rope and raced back to the pasture, threw the rope to the horses, tied the other end to the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out of the mud."
"The next day the horse and the chicken were back out in the pasture running around. This time the chicken got stuck in a small patch of mud and was sinking. He hollered for his friend the horse and told him to run quickly back to get the farmer to bring the BMW to pull him out. But the horse, seeing no necessity, told the chicken not to worry. "It's a small patch of mud and I can straddle it easily. When I get close enough just stretch up and grab on to my pecker, and I'll walk you right out." So the horse spread his legs wide and straddled the mud hole. When he was in position the chicken flapped around and managed to grab on to the horse's penis and the horse walked over the mud and carried the chicken safely to the other side."
Johnny, having finished his story sat back down. The teacher told Johnny that it was a pretty strange story, but he had forgotten one thing. The teacher then said, "So Johnny, what is the moral of your story?"
Johnny jumped back up and announced proudly, "The moral of the story is 'If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to attract chicks."
When it was Johnny's turn, he stood up and told the following story.
"A horse and a chicken were living on a farm together and so became friends. One day they were out in the pasture running around when the horse stepped into a puddle and started to sink into the very muddy ground. The horse quickly told the chicken to run back to the farmer and tell him to hurry back with a rope to pull him out of the mud. The chicken takes off and runs back but couldn't find the farmer. So the chicken jumped into the farmer's BMW with a rope and raced back to the pasture, threw the rope to the horses, tied the other end to the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out of the mud."
"The next day the horse and the chicken were back out in the pasture running around. This time the chicken got stuck in a small patch of mud and was sinking. He hollered for his friend the horse and told him to run quickly back to get the farmer to bring the BMW to pull him out. But the horse, seeing no necessity, told the chicken not to worry. "It's a small patch of mud and I can straddle it easily. When I get close enough just stretch up and grab on to my pecker, and I'll walk you right out." So the horse spread his legs wide and straddled the mud hole. When he was in position the chicken flapped around and managed to grab on to the horse's penis and the horse walked over the mud and carried the chicken safely to the other side."
Johnny, having finished his story sat back down. The teacher told Johnny that it was a pretty strange story, but he had forgotten one thing. The teacher then said, "So Johnny, what is the moral of your story?"
Johnny jumped back up and announced proudly, "The moral of the story is 'If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to attract chicks."
"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"