JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A nurse caregiver was on duty at a facility for patients who were suffering from mental decline. She walked into a room one morning  and discovered Charlie sitting upright on a chair with his hands at the 10 and 2 o'clock position and humming a little, sometimes softly, sometimes faster, sometimes slower.  She asks him,  "Hi Charlie, what are you doing?"  Charlie answers, "I am driving to Chicago".  The nurse nods slowly then says, "OK, be careful out there on the road."

Later that same day around dinner time, the nurse stops back by on her rounds. She finds Charlie standing up and stretching. She asks "How was your trip?" Charlie says, "It was a bit tiring, long drive you know. I just got here so I have to get to my hotel and check in. These business trips make for a long weekend."  The nurse agrees, wishes him well and leaves.

Outside his room, the nurse smiles to herself and goes across the hall and checks in on Bob. Bob is sitting on his bed masturbating.  The nurse, a bit shocked, said, "Bob !!,  What are you doing ??!!??"  Bob glances up but keeps going. He answers....  "I am doing Charlies wife while he is in Chicago.!!