JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A little old lady is stopped by an officer for speeding. As he approaches the car he notices she is tiny but seems to be observant.  He takes her license and documentation and notices that she has a concealed carry permit. The officer asks her politely if she has a firearm in the vehicle. She replies, "Well, actually, yes I do." The officer smiles to himself and asks, "Do you mind telling me what kind of firearm you carry.??" She responds and says, "I don't mind. I have a small 9MM in my purse, A .45 in the center console, and a .357 Magnum in the glove box." The officer, with a bit of humor, then asks, "Is THAT all.?? The little old lady says, "Well, since you asked, I also have a pistol-grip 12 gauge shotgun in the trunk."

The officer, now amazed at this 90 lb, 90 year old woman, looks her over and slowly reassesses her. He then asks quietly and calmly, "Ma'am, just what exactly are you scared of.???"

The little old lady glares back at him for a moment then answers, "NOT A DAMN THING."