JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A "mature" woman had departed on a cruise ship and was anxious to get some fresh air. She quickly dressed in a light airy sun dress, put on her new hat and went up to stand by the rail. The wind was gusting as the ship was moving right along, so she grabbed on to her beautiful hat with both hands. With her hands on her hat she felt a breeze flare her dress a little and became suddenly aware that she had forgotten her panties in her hurry to come to the ships deck. A few seconds later an English gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me madam, but the wind is blowing your dress up". She glanced at him and said, "Well, I'm using both hands to hold my hat. I guess it will be okay." The man then said, "But you are not wearing any panties.!!" The woman, confident in her self, glanced at the man, shyly dropped her eyes, and then replied, "Well, it will have to be okay. Anything you see down there is at least 50 years old. This hat, I just bought yesterday...!!!