JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

Recently in a 6th grade class during the "health" period, the teacher, Mrs. Sanders, asked the class... " Which body part expands to 10 times its normal size when it is stimulated.??" The class is silent for a minute, then Mary, a smart bold girl, jumps to her feet and says... "You shouldn't be asking a 6th grade class that question, Mrs. Sanders. I'm going to tell my parents and you are going to be fired.!!" 

The teacher ignores her and once again asks the class..."Which body part expands to 10 times its normal size when it is stimulated.?" The class remains quiet and then Mary speaks up again, talking to her friends seated near her... "Boy, is she in trouble. We're going to get a new teacher." Once again the teacher ignores her. Finally, little Billy slowly stands up. "Thank you, Billy" said Mrs. Sanders. "What is your answer.??" Billy responds cautiously, "The body part that expands 10 times it's normal size when stimulated is ... the pupil of the eye."  Mrs. Sanders says, "Very good, Billy, that is the right answer."

Mrs. Sanders then turns to Mary and says ... "Mary, there are three things that I have to say to you. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you did NOT read your homework. And three... One day when you're just a little older, you will be very, VERY disappointed.!!"