09-12-2024, 08:04 AM -
A man was sitting at home watching a football game (naturally..) when he was approached by his wife. She asked him nicely... "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway.? It's been flickering for weeks." He glanced away from the game and said, "Fix the light...What do I look like, an electrician..??
She said... "OK, well then could you fix the refrigerator door? It won't stay shut." He angrily replies, .."Fix the refrigerator door? What do you think I am, an appliance repairman.??"
The wife then says, "Fine, well then maybe you could fix the front porch steps. Someone is going to get hurt." The husband responds nastily, "Fisx the porch steps.? Do I look like a carpenter to you??
The husband, now in a foul mood, gets up and storms out, leaving his wife behind as he drives around muttering to himself. After a couple of hours of cooling off, he starts to feel bad about the way he treated his wife so he decides to go home. As he goes back into the house he notices the steps have been repaired. He thinks, "Hmm, she did a pretty good job.". As he crosses the entry-way he noticed the light in the hall was back working. "Easy, he thought. Just changed the bulb, I bet.". He went into the kitchen to get a beer from the refrigerator and noticed the fridge door was now closing properly. He hollered to his wife, "Hey honey, how did all of this stuff get fixed.??"
He found her sitting calmly in the Den. She spoke up and said, "After you left I was so upset I went outside and sat on the porch, crying. I decided I would just attempt to fix the light myself. So, I did. It wasn't too hard. Then our neighbors stopped by. You know, Mike and Sharon.? They noticed I had been crying and asked what was wrong. I explained what happened and Sharon spoke up and said "Don't worry, I bet Mike could help you with that.?" She winked at me and then left, leaving Mike behind. Mike said he would fix the rest of the stuff and all I had to do was sleep with him, or.. bake him a cake."
Her husband nodded and said. "So what kind of a cake did you bake.?? She looked up, surprised, and said, "What.? Bake a cake..?? Do I look like a baker to you.??
She said... "OK, well then could you fix the refrigerator door? It won't stay shut." He angrily replies, .."Fix the refrigerator door? What do you think I am, an appliance repairman.??"
The wife then says, "Fine, well then maybe you could fix the front porch steps. Someone is going to get hurt." The husband responds nastily, "Fisx the porch steps.? Do I look like a carpenter to you??
The husband, now in a foul mood, gets up and storms out, leaving his wife behind as he drives around muttering to himself. After a couple of hours of cooling off, he starts to feel bad about the way he treated his wife so he decides to go home. As he goes back into the house he notices the steps have been repaired. He thinks, "Hmm, she did a pretty good job.". As he crosses the entry-way he noticed the light in the hall was back working. "Easy, he thought. Just changed the bulb, I bet.". He went into the kitchen to get a beer from the refrigerator and noticed the fridge door was now closing properly. He hollered to his wife, "Hey honey, how did all of this stuff get fixed.??"
He found her sitting calmly in the Den. She spoke up and said, "After you left I was so upset I went outside and sat on the porch, crying. I decided I would just attempt to fix the light myself. So, I did. It wasn't too hard. Then our neighbors stopped by. You know, Mike and Sharon.? They noticed I had been crying and asked what was wrong. I explained what happened and Sharon spoke up and said "Don't worry, I bet Mike could help you with that.?" She winked at me and then left, leaving Mike behind. Mike said he would fix the rest of the stuff and all I had to do was sleep with him, or.. bake him a cake."
Her husband nodded and said. "So what kind of a cake did you bake.?? She looked up, surprised, and said, "What.? Bake a cake..?? Do I look like a baker to you.??
"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"