JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

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A middle-aged business-man dropped into a local bar on the way home for a quick drink. He knew he couldn't stay long because his family was waiting on him for dinner.  As he was finishing his drink a beautiful and alluring woman walked through the door. He was so amazed, he just stared at her, unable to think. She was gorgeous. Probably the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. As she looked around the bar she noticed him staring at her. He couldn't stop watching her. She smiled at him then slowly made her way towards him, stopping as she came to stand right next to him. He was so enthralled he couldn't speak.

The woman, noticing he hadn't said anything, leaned closer and spoke to him softly but clearly. "I noticed you the moment I walked through the door. I will do anything you want for a hundred dollars." The man, finally waking up from his altered state, slowly raised his head and looked at the woman who again smiled. Having received no response from the man, she said, "Seriously. I will do absolutely anything you want for one hundred dollars."  The man shook away the cobwebs from his brain and reached for his wallet. He counted out five twenty-dollar bills, placed them into her hand, and gently closed her fingers around them. He slowly stood up from his stool, still gently holding her hand, looked into her eyes, and said clearly in a voice that no-one else could hear, "This is my address" as he handed her a printed business card. "Tomorrow will be perfect. You can paint my house."