JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A man is walking down the street at 3:00 AM when he is stopped by the police. The police were curious and asked the man where he was headed at that time of morning. The man replied that he was heading to a lecture on the perils of excessive drinking, smoking, and staying out to all hours of the night. “Really?” the officer responded. “And just who is giving this lecture at this time of night?” The man shook his head, and standing tall replied, “That would be my wife….”