JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A big rough-looking guy wearing leather and riding a Harley was stopped by a state cop on the highway.  The trooper approached him, said good-morning, and asked him, "What's your name.?"

"Fred" replied the m/c guy.

"Last name..?'" asked the trooper.

"Just Fred", replied the m/c guy. "I don't have a last name".

The trooper, now confused and interested asked, "What happened to your last name.?"

" I lost it." Fred replied.

The trooper hesitated, then said "There must be more to this. Explain it to me...".

Fred, the m/c guy, heaved a big sigh and then said, "Well, it's like this...". 

" I was born Fred Johnson. I grew up with my family and stayed out of trouble. I decided to finish college and go to medical school to become a doctor. When I finished school I became 'Fred Johnson, MD". "After a few years, I was getting bored so I decided to go back to school to become a dentist, because that's what I had really wanted to do anyway. So, a couple of years later I graduated and I became 'Fred Johnson, MD  DDS."  "So, while I was practicing as a dentist, I became involved with a woman. Shortly thereafter, I discovered that she had given me an STD. So then, I was known as 'Fred Johnson, MD  DDS  w/VD.'".  

The trooper, enthralled with the story, Then said, "Huh, well... what happened then?"

"Well", said Fred, "It wasn't long before the ADA and the state licensing board found out about it and pulled my DDS license. The American Medical Association learned about it from the ADA and they pulled my MD license."  Fred shook his head and continued, "Then the VD took my Johnson, so now I'm just Fred.