JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A woman gets home from work and finds her husband already home. She is wearing a diamond necklace that isn't hers. He asks, "Where did you get the necklace.?" She replied, "I won it at work in a raffle."  "Please get me a bath drawn while I start supper." The man started her bath as requested.

The next day the woman arrived home wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asked again, "Where did you get the bracelet.?" She said, "I won it in a raffle at work." "Please get my bath ready, and I'll start supper." The husband once again did as she requested.

On the third day that week the woman comes home wearing a fur coat. Her husband said, "Wow, I guess you won that in a raffle at work.?"  The woman responded, "That's right, good guess." "Get my bath ready, please. "I'll start supper."

A few minutes later after her 'dinner preparation' she goes to the bathroom for her bath. She finds only about an inch of water in the tub. She hollers to her husband, "Hey, there's only a little bit of water in the tub.!!"  He answers back, "Yeah, I know. I stopped it. I knew you wouldn't want to get your raffle ticket wet...."

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A woman gets home from work and finds her husband already home. She is wearing a diamond necklace that isn't hers. He asks, "Where did you get the necklace.?" She replied, "I won it at work in a raffle."  "Please get me a bath drawn while I start supper." The man started her bath as requested.

The next day the woman arrived home wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asked again, "Where did you get the bracelet.?" She said, "I won it in a raffle at work." "Please get my bath ready, and I'll start supper." The husband once again did as she requested.

On the third day that week the woman comes home wearing a fur coat. Her husband said, "Wow, I guess  you won that in a raffle at work.?"  The woman responded, "That's right, good guess." "Get my bath ready, please. "I'll start supper."

A few minutes later after her 'dinner preparation' she goes to the bathroom for her bath. She finds only about an inch of water in the tub. She hollers to her husband, "Hey, there's only a little bit of water in the tub.!!"  He answers back, "Yeah, I know. I stopped it. I knew you wouldn't want to get your raffle ticket wet...."

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