JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A precocious little eight year old girl and her mom were on a flight going to see her family. The mom and daughter were seated in the same row but on opposite sides of the center aisle. A well-dressed man was seated next to the little girl. He asked if she wanted to have a conversation because it would make the flight go faster and might prove interesting. The little girl who had just started reading a book said, "Oh, i don't know.  What would you like to talk about.?" The man thought for a second then said, "How about why there is no God, no Heaven, no Hell and no life after death.??"  The little girl said, "Well, that might be interesting, but let me ask you a couple of questions first." The man, surprised at her apparent intelligence, said, "Okay, go ahead ask your questions."

The little girl thought for just a second then said, "You know that a rabbit and a horse and a cow all eat grass mostly, but the rabbit poops little round pellets, the horse poops big clumps, and the cow poops big, wet, flat patties. Why do you suppose that is.??" The man, now thoroughly amazed, thought for a minute then said, "I never thought about it, but truthfully, I don't really know why that happens." The little girl turned her head, looked at the man and said, "So... do you really think it's a good idea to talk about God and Heaven and the afterlife when you don't know shit.??"