11-30-2024, 12:23 PM -
A very successful rancher out west died suddenly and left his entire wealth and holdings to his wife. She was a little bit younger and quite good looking. She had been along side her husband for years so she decided to keep the ranch and make a go of it. After thinking about it for a week or so, she decided to hire a foreman to help run things. She put word out around the area and shortly thereafter had two guys apply for the job. One was a gay man who was "out" and the other was a known for drinking heavy on occasion and carousing around.
She thought about it and decided to hire the gay man as she thought he might cause her less trouble and she might not have to fend off unwanted advances. As weeks slipped by, the ranch was doing very well. Femces were in good repair. Stock was healthy. Prices were up and income was as good as it had ever been. She pulled her foreman aside and congratulated him, thanking him for his dedication and hard work. She then suggested that he take a couple of days off and relax. He thought that it would be nice to have a break so he agreed to her proposal and decided to go into town that evening. So after cleaning up and getting dressed for town, he left.
Early in the morning of the second day, around 3:00 AM, he showed up back at the ranch where he found the ranch owner sitting on the couch waiting for him. She spoke to him calmly when she said, "I hope you had a good time. Now, come over here and take off my boots." He did so, and stood there. "Now, take off my blouse." Which he did. "Now take off my skirt" she said. He took it off carefully. She then said, "Take off my bra." He complied and stood there nervously. She looked up at him and with great restraint said, "NOW... If you ever wear my clothes again, you're fired..!!!"
She thought about it and decided to hire the gay man as she thought he might cause her less trouble and she might not have to fend off unwanted advances. As weeks slipped by, the ranch was doing very well. Femces were in good repair. Stock was healthy. Prices were up and income was as good as it had ever been. She pulled her foreman aside and congratulated him, thanking him for his dedication and hard work. She then suggested that he take a couple of days off and relax. He thought that it would be nice to have a break so he agreed to her proposal and decided to go into town that evening. So after cleaning up and getting dressed for town, he left.
Early in the morning of the second day, around 3:00 AM, he showed up back at the ranch where he found the ranch owner sitting on the couch waiting for him. She spoke to him calmly when she said, "I hope you had a good time. Now, come over here and take off my boots." He did so, and stood there. "Now, take off my blouse." Which he did. "Now take off my skirt" she said. He took it off carefully. She then said, "Take off my bra." He complied and stood there nervously. She looked up at him and with great restraint said, "NOW... If you ever wear my clothes again, you're fired..!!!"
"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"