JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

An 86 Y.O. man visited his doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked him how he felt and if he had anything wrong to talk about.

The old man thought for a second then said, "I feel really good. As good as I have ever felt really. Nothing 'bad' to talk about either."  "In fact", he continued, "I just got married to my 22 Y.O. bride and she is now carrying my child. What do you think about that.??"

The doctor hesitated then remarked, "That's amazing. But let me tell you a quick story." The old man nodded, so the doctor continued. "I know another patient who is in his nineties. He is an avid outdoorsman and hunter. The other day he went out into the marsh to look for game. A few minutes later he stumbled upon a HUGE beaver that would bring a great price for it's pelt. He raised his shotgun and then discovered he was holding his walking stick. Feeling foolish, he raised the stick, pointed it at the beaver and then quietly said "bang ... bang." And then much to his surprise, the beaver fell over ... DEAD."

"So"... the doctor asked, "What do you think about that.??"

The old man said, "Well, obviously some other guy pumped a couple of shots into that beaver."

"OK. Good," said the doctor. "So you understand the situation. !!"