JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A somewhat 'dim' man was talking to a friend in a bar. As the evening progressed, he suddenly laughed and then while smiling explained to his friend...

"I really got lucky last night. I was getting ready for bed when my wife came in the room dressed as a policewoman. She then announced, "I am arresting you for being GOOD in bed". I almost panicked, but after a couple of minutes she said, "Never mind. I am going to drop the charges due to lack of evidence." "