JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

President Abraham Lincoln was known as an expert orator and had a quick and discerning mind. Once, after a political speech, Lincoln was approached by a woman who was obviously un-impressed. She remarked to the President, "If you were my husband, I would poison your tea.!!"
Lincoln immediately responded, "Madame, if I were your husband, I would gladly drink it.!"