01-18-2025, 10:43 PM -
A woman decides to take a lover while her husband is at work. On Tuesday, she brings a man home and they go into the bedroom. Her nine year old son, wondering what was going on, decided to hide in the closet. A little while later her husband comes into the house and hollers, "I'm home early." The lover immediately jumps into the closet where he finds himself hiding next to the son. "Dark in here." the boy says. "Yes it is" the man replied. The son says "I have a baseball." "That's nice," the man answered. "You wanna buy it?" the boy asks. "No, I don't think so." the lover replied. The boy hesitated for a second then said, "That's my father down stairs." The man, sensing a potential problem, said "How much do you want for it"? The boy answered "$250". The man said "Okay".
A couple of days later the woman decides to try again. She brings the man home and once again her husband comes home early. The man jumps up and enters the closet only to find the boy there waiting. "Dark in here", the boy says. "Yes. Yes it is", the man answered. "I have a baseball glove", the boy says. "Uh huh" the man mumbles. "Wanna buy it"? the boy asks. "NOPE" the man says. The boy waits a moment then says, "I just remembered, I need to talk to my dad." "Wait" the man says. "How much do you want for it"? The boy thinks then says "$750". The man sighs then says "Fine".
On Saturday, the father told his son, "Grab your ball and glove and we'll go out back and throw the ball around." The boy replied, "I'm sorry dad, I can't." "Why not"? the father asks. "I sold them" the boy responds. The father hesitates then asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy answered, "A thousand dollars." The father, shocked, says "WHAT"? "That's way more than they cost. You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that." The boy nodded, then the father continued. "You're going to church on Sunday".
On Sunday, at church, the father spoke briefly to the priest then showed his son into the confessional. The boy sat quietly for a couple of minutes then the priest entered the other side. The boy, hearing the priest, spoke up and said, "Dark in here". The priest immediately spoke up forcefully. "Don't start that shit again.!!!"
A couple of days later the woman decides to try again. She brings the man home and once again her husband comes home early. The man jumps up and enters the closet only to find the boy there waiting. "Dark in here", the boy says. "Yes. Yes it is", the man answered. "I have a baseball glove", the boy says. "Uh huh" the man mumbles. "Wanna buy it"? the boy asks. "NOPE" the man says. The boy waits a moment then says, "I just remembered, I need to talk to my dad." "Wait" the man says. "How much do you want for it"? The boy thinks then says "$750". The man sighs then says "Fine".
On Saturday, the father told his son, "Grab your ball and glove and we'll go out back and throw the ball around." The boy replied, "I'm sorry dad, I can't." "Why not"? the father asks. "I sold them" the boy responds. The father hesitates then asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy answered, "A thousand dollars." The father, shocked, says "WHAT"? "That's way more than they cost. You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that." The boy nodded, then the father continued. "You're going to church on Sunday".
On Sunday, at church, the father spoke briefly to the priest then showed his son into the confessional. The boy sat quietly for a couple of minutes then the priest entered the other side. The boy, hearing the priest, spoke up and said, "Dark in here". The priest immediately spoke up forcefully. "Don't start that shit again.!!!"
This post was last modified: 01-18-2025, 10:45 PM by Hobbit99.
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